Hill Cliff Horse is awful. Like Lady Santa, this game is from the depths of the now dead PlayStation Mobile store.
In Hill Cliff Horse you’re, indeed, a horse. You can run around and knock over objects. When they hit the ground, it plays the honk of bicycle horn. You can ragdoll on a whim to become a mangled mess of your former self. After a few seconds, your steed pops back out into pristine condition.
The game starts in a village, but you can explore a handful of environments over a surprisingly large map. There’s a camp site, a frozen lake, mountains… more mountains… there are a lot of mountains. Other horses are scattered about. Talking to them will change the name and color of your own. They can also equip you with random accessories like butterfly wings, a horse head or a My Little Pony Rainbow Dash figure. That last one is probably unlicensed.
As far as I can tell, that’s Hill Cliff Horse. It’s a Goat Simulator rip-off but the world lacks the density and variety of its inspiration.
I’ll leave you with the knowledge that the iOS and Android versions are free and feature online multi-player. Do as you please with that information, but don’t pay money for Hill Cliff Horse.
